THE GOOD STUFF™ - 4+Hour Alcohol-Free Hand Sanitizer-The only thing more protective than a Sasquatch hug.

Your Hands Deserve Better Than Dry, Cracked, Alcohol-Burned Skin

Remember the last time you used regular hand sanitizer 47 times in one day? Yeah, your hands remember too. They're still recovering.

THE GOOD STUFF isn't like other hand sanitizers. This is the secret weapon healthcare workers, food handlers, and germaphobic parents have been hiding from you. It's the same hospital-grade formula trusted by nurses and doctors—but without the skin-destroying alcohol.

What Makes THE GOOD STUFF Different?

🛡️ Protection That Actually Lasts

While alcohol sanitizers evaporate in 30 seconds and leave you vulnerable, THE GOOD STUFF creates an invisible antimicrobial shield that keeps fighting germs for up to 8 hours. One application in the morning = protection through lunch, meetings, and that awkward handshake with your germaphobic uncle.

The Science: The proprietary formula bonds to your skin and builds effectiveness with repeated use. Instead of killing germs once and quitting, it keeps working—even between hand washings.

💧 Alcohol-Free = Actually Moisturizing

Most hand sanitizers contain 60-90% alcohol. That's not cleaning—that's slowly turning your hands into beef jerky. THE GOOD STUFF uses a non-alcohol formula that actually moisturizes while it protects. Your hands will thank you. Your nurse friends will be jealous.

No More:

• Cracked, bleeding knuckles
• Painful stinging on cuts
• That weird sticky residue
• Hands that feel like sandpaper
• Looking 10 years older (but only on your hands)

🍔 Safe for Food Handling

FDA approved for food contact surfaces means you can sanitize your hands and go straight to making lunch—no rinsing required. Perfect for restaurants, food trucks, home kitchens, or anyone who eats food (which is everyone, including Sasquatch).

🏥 Hospital-Grade. Home-Friendly.

THE GOOD STUFF kills 99.99% of germs on contact—the same formulation used in hospitals, nursing homes, and medical facilities. But unlike those industrial-sized jugs in the hospital corridor, we've made it convenient for everyday life.

What THE GOOD STUFF Kills (The Scary Stuff)

Tested and proven effective against:

• MRSA (Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)
• Staph infections
• VRE (Vancomycin-resistant Enterococci)
• CRE (Carbapenem-resistant Enterobacteriaceae)
• C. difficile (vegetative state)
• E. coli
• Salmonella
• Streptococcus
• H1N1 (Swine Flu)
• And many more viruses and bacteria trying to ruin your day

Independent laboratory testing doesn't lie. This stuff works.

Perfect For Germaphobes, Professionals & Parents

Healthcare Heroes

• Nurses, CNAs, doctors who wash hands 100+ times per shift
• Finally—protection that doesn't destroy your hands
• Approved by infection control departments nationwide
• Build protection over time instead of stripping it away

Teachers & Childcare Workers

• Protect yourself from the petri dish known as "preschool"
• Safe around kids (won't make them sick if they lick their hands—not that they would... but they would)
• Non-toxic and hypoallergenic
• Your hands won't crack during cold/flu season

Food Service Professionals

• Chefs, servers, bartenders, food truck operators
• FDA approved for food handling—no rinse required
• Protects against cross-contamination
• Non-flammable (safe around kitchen heat)

Parents of Small Humans

• One application protects through diaper changes, snack time, and mystery sticky situations
• Gentle enough for frequent use
• Won't burn when toddler scratches your hand
• Because parenting is messy enough

Retail & Public-Facing Workers

• Cashiers, receptionists, delivery drivers
• Protect yourself after every transaction
• Won't dry out hands even with constant use
• Small enough for your pocket, strong enough for your shift

Gym Rats & Athletes

• Protects before, during, and after workouts
• Won't sting on blisters or calluses
• Fights the funk without the burn
• Because gym equipment is basically a germ convention

How to Use THE GOOD STUFF

It's Not Complicated (Sasquatch Could Do It)

1. Apply a small amount to the palm of one hand (about a dime-sized dollop)
2. Rub hands together covering all surfaces—palms, backs, between fingers, under nails
3. Continue rubbing for 15-20 seconds until hands feel dry
4. Don't rinse - Let it do its thing
5. Go about your day knowing you're protected for hours

Pro Tips:

• Apply at the start of your shift for all-day protection
• Reapply after washing hands to rebuild your defense shield
• Use before meals if you're eating with your hands (which hopefully you are)
• Keep a pocket-size bottle in your bag, car, desk drawer, panic room, etc.